I am having fun....

lol my friend wrote this and I thought it was funny....

A is for Arteries.You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you.
Bis for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!
Cis for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.
Dis for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?
Eis for Eating like a pig. Remember when you took her out and she said "I'm not hungry" so you figured you could take her to a nice place because you were able to afford a nice meal at this fine restaurant. Then she ate more than your Uncle Roy (you remember Uncle Roy the one with the mustard stains on everything). So you flip the bill and are broke for the next two weeks and she wonders why you were unable to call her that week and go see movies.
Fis for Friends. That is what she just wants to be. As if you can even stand to look at her.
Gis for Gun. And yes there is a waiting period.
His for Horny. Remember when she looked nice and even had a personality? Well, you figure it out.
Istands for I still hate her. Odds are I always will, unless she calls me and offers me favors.
J stands for Jim. This is her new boyfriend. Doesn't Jim have a nice car ? Doesn't Jim have a good job? Why does Jim want to date her? I think Jim could do much better. I hate Jim. Jim is my mortal enemy.
Kstands for Kill.
Lis for Love. It's a great euphoric feeling that exists between two people and is shared upon by both parties. Lis also for Lunatic. Lunatics are crazy. Lunatics are the last people that actually believe in love.
Mstands for Mephistophiles. That is who she worked for.
Nstands for Necropheliac. She didn't move very much, did she?
Ois for On top. When on top she has another O word.
Pis for Pill. She said she was on it. She lied. She is now sueing you for a few hundred bucks a month.
Q is for Quitter. She couldn't last.
R is for Rich little Bitch. She bought my love but I paid for it.
Sstands for Suffer. That's what she made me do.
T is for torture. Torture is what she did. She tortured you with the truth. She also tortured you with lies.
Uis for Understatement. Saying you hate that bitch is an understatement.
V is for Voluptuous. That is the primamry reason you were dating her in the first place.
W stands for Whine. She was a pro at this.
X is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone.
Y stands for You suck! Remember when she yelled that at you.
Z stands for ZIPPER. This is what you got your hair stuck in while trying to get dressed too quickly while she yelled "QUICK! They're home!".
stands for period. Which is a couple of weeks late, because she lied to you about taking what P stands for. It also means you won't get any for a week

Just thought you all should be aware.....

1- Barbie's measurements (if she were life-size): 39-23-33 That is like 7 feet tall dang!!
2- Coca Cola was orginally Green. hmm it would look alot like moutain dew
3-Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury. No wonder why the USA is so poor we all think we can use Monopoly money. Oh and me and brit like da magic card.
4- This one might seem a little raciest to everyone but, I found this out and had to post it..
Smartest dogs: 1) border collie; 2) poodle; 3) golden retriever. Dumbest dog: 1) afghan
5-The Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters . Sweet they had it really easy going to school but, their words me the same thing 4 times more then english words.
6- First novel ever written on a typewriter was "Tom Sawyer" . Sweet I love that book...
7- This one is for all the fathers cause, for some reason we all know women have the children that is why we are treated nice and sweeter when it comes to our kids we get flowers and chocolates. There are more collect calls on Father's Day than any other day of the year.
8- Heinz Catsup leaving the bottle travels at 25 miles PER YEAR
My kids go through alot of ketchup....
9-It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs
Thought about it when I fell going up the stairs
10-Men get hiccups more often than women. Cause they drink more then us?
Anyways, that is all for now will have more soon... Just think about it...