Sorry its has taken me a long time to Blog about the fun life as a Hoggan...... (crickets)
Well the girls are in school and doing good at there homework and are always super excited to tell me about what they did when they get home... So Savannah comes home yesterday and she is telling me about her day. But me being who I am was washing dishs and had the music blarring... so, I barely catch what she is saying so she is rambling on and on and every once in awhile I would look at her and tell her " cool " or " awesome " or " wow hun "
But then she randomly said " oh I had to put my head on the desk today."
" Woohhhhatttt?" lol so, I asked her why? she told me that her table was being noisy. Okay that is understandable. Then Kaitlynn comes around the corner and says, she had to do the same. So, me giving her the benifit of the doubt. Thought oh her table must of been loud too. So, I asked her " why?" Her response, " I was laughing to hard." lol That is my Kaitlynn always laughin so hard sometimes its hard for me to discipline her cause in return it makes me laugh. Needless to say Kaitlynn had to put her head down on her desk without anyone else but savannah was a follower on that day... amen ( cause usually she is the leader at everything)
Like this incident I came home the other day from work exhausted and tired. Well, nessa asked me if I could help her move some stuff. Sure so I left my purse at home. I get a phone call from Meghan asking me if I had money in my purse. I told her yes I had money in there that was not mine it was David's which I owed him back. She informed me that Savannah took and spent it on Icecream. OMG she got in my wallet took money ($15) that wasnt mine and bought Icecream.... WHAT....
So, I got home and yes she had icecream on her face and she was sleeping. So, I waited til she woke up to tell her. That she did something wrong.. and told her it wasn't nice to take money from someone that wasn't her money and a long speech about trust.... anyways, it all turned out good and she is never going take $ from me again.... (knock on wood)
Kolton is doing good I taught him how to dance unfortunatly not so appropiate but its so freakin cute. I will have to post it on here oneday he is truly funny makes me laugh... He is funny with neko he thinks he is a horse I am constantly taking him off neko. Neko don't care he just sits there and looks at him ( dude, get offfff me) so, funny...
James is doing good we just celebrated our 8 year anniversary and loving every minute of our life together.
Um I am pretty sure that is it!!! Je vais donc vous parler plus tard ... ensemble stay tuned!
Friday, September 25, 2009
Thursday, August 20, 2009
I am having fun....
lol my friend wrote this and I thought it was funny....
A is for Arteries.You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you.
Bis for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!
Cis for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.
Dis for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?
Eis for Eating like a pig. Remember when you took her out and she said "I'm not hungry" so you figured you could take her to a nice place because you were able to afford a nice meal at this fine restaurant. Then she ate more than your Uncle Roy (you remember Uncle Roy the one with the mustard stains on everything). So you flip the bill and are broke for the next two weeks and she wonders why you were unable to call her that week and go see movies.
Fis for Friends. That is what she just wants to be. As if you can even stand to look at her.
Gis for Gun. And yes there is a waiting period.
His for Horny. Remember when she looked nice and even had a personality? Well, you figure it out.
Istands for I still hate her. Odds are I always will, unless she calls me and offers me favors.
J stands for Jim. This is her new boyfriend. Doesn't Jim have a nice car ? Doesn't Jim have a good job? Why does Jim want to date her? I think Jim could do much better. I hate Jim. Jim is my mortal enemy.
Kstands for Kill.
Lis for Love. It's a great euphoric feeling that exists between two people and is shared upon by both parties. Lis also for Lunatic. Lunatics are crazy. Lunatics are the last people that actually believe in love.
Mstands for Mephistophiles. That is who she worked for.
Nstands for Necropheliac. She didn't move very much, did she?
Ois for On top. When on top she has another O word.
Pis for Pill. She said she was on it. She lied. She is now sueing you for a few hundred bucks a month.
Q is for Quitter. She couldn't last.
R is for Rich little Bitch. She bought my love but I paid for it.
Sstands for Suffer. That's what she made me do.
T is for torture. Torture is what she did. She tortured you with the truth. She also tortured you with lies.
Uis for Understatement. Saying you hate that bitch is an understatement.
V is for Voluptuous. That is the primamry reason you were dating her in the first place.
W stands for Whine. She was a pro at this.
X is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone.
Y stands for You suck! Remember when she yelled that at you.
Z stands for ZIPPER. This is what you got your hair stuck in while trying to get dressed too quickly while she yelled "QUICK! They're home!".
stands for period. Which is a couple of weeks late, because she lied to you about taking what P stands for. It also means you won't get any for a week
A is for Arteries.You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you.
Bis for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!
Cis for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.
Dis for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?
Eis for Eating like a pig. Remember when you took her out and she said "I'm not hungry" so you figured you could take her to a nice place because you were able to afford a nice meal at this fine restaurant. Then she ate more than your Uncle Roy (you remember Uncle Roy the one with the mustard stains on everything). So you flip the bill and are broke for the next two weeks and she wonders why you were unable to call her that week and go see movies.
Fis for Friends. That is what she just wants to be. As if you can even stand to look at her.
Gis for Gun. And yes there is a waiting period.
His for Horny. Remember when she looked nice and even had a personality? Well, you figure it out.
Istands for I still hate her. Odds are I always will, unless she calls me and offers me favors.
J stands for Jim. This is her new boyfriend. Doesn't Jim have a nice car ? Doesn't Jim have a good job? Why does Jim want to date her? I think Jim could do much better. I hate Jim. Jim is my mortal enemy.
Kstands for Kill.
Lis for Love. It's a great euphoric feeling that exists between two people and is shared upon by both parties. Lis also for Lunatic. Lunatics are crazy. Lunatics are the last people that actually believe in love.
Mstands for Mephistophiles. That is who she worked for.
Nstands for Necropheliac. She didn't move very much, did she?
Ois for On top. When on top she has another O word.
Pis for Pill. She said she was on it. She lied. She is now sueing you for a few hundred bucks a month.
Q is for Quitter. She couldn't last.
R is for Rich little Bitch. She bought my love but I paid for it.
Sstands for Suffer. That's what she made me do.
T is for torture. Torture is what she did. She tortured you with the truth. She also tortured you with lies.
Uis for Understatement. Saying you hate that bitch is an understatement.
V is for Voluptuous. That is the primamry reason you were dating her in the first place.
W stands for Whine. She was a pro at this.
X is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone.
Y stands for You suck! Remember when she yelled that at you.
Z stands for ZIPPER. This is what you got your hair stuck in while trying to get dressed too quickly while she yelled "QUICK! They're home!".
stands for period. Which is a couple of weeks late, because she lied to you about taking what P stands for. It also means you won't get any for a week
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Just thought you all should be aware.....
1- Barbie's measurements (if she were life-size): 39-23-33 That is like 7 feet tall dang!!
2- Coca Cola was orginally Green. hmm it would look alot like moutain dew
3-Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury. No wonder why the USA is so poor we all think we can use Monopoly money. Oh and me and brit like da magic card.
4- This one might seem a little raciest to everyone but, I found this out and had to post it..
Smartest dogs: 1) border collie; 2) poodle; 3) golden retriever. Dumbest dog: 1) afghan
5-The Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters . Sweet they had it really easy going to school but, their words me the same thing 4 times more then english words.
6- First novel ever written on a typewriter was "Tom Sawyer" . Sweet I love that book...
7- This one is for all the fathers cause, for some reason we all know women have the children that is why we are treated nice and sweeter when it comes to our kids we get flowers and chocolates. There are more collect calls on Father's Day than any other day of the year.
8- Heinz Catsup leaving the bottle travels at 25 miles PER YEAR
My kids go through alot of ketchup....
9-It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs
Thought about it when I fell going up the stairs
10-Men get hiccups more often than women. Cause they drink more then us?
Anyways, that is all for now will have more soon... Just think about it...
2- Coca Cola was orginally Green. hmm it would look alot like moutain dew
3-Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury. No wonder why the USA is so poor we all think we can use Monopoly money. Oh and me and brit like da magic card.
4- This one might seem a little raciest to everyone but, I found this out and had to post it..
Smartest dogs: 1) border collie; 2) poodle; 3) golden retriever. Dumbest dog: 1) afghan
5-The Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters . Sweet they had it really easy going to school but, their words me the same thing 4 times more then english words.
6- First novel ever written on a typewriter was "Tom Sawyer" . Sweet I love that book...
7- This one is for all the fathers cause, for some reason we all know women have the children that is why we are treated nice and sweeter when it comes to our kids we get flowers and chocolates. There are more collect calls on Father's Day than any other day of the year.
8- Heinz Catsup leaving the bottle travels at 25 miles PER YEAR
My kids go through alot of ketchup....
9-It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs
Thought about it when I fell going up the stairs
10-Men get hiccups more often than women. Cause they drink more then us?
Anyways, that is all for now will have more soon... Just think about it...
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Smoker who??
I love it when kids say that most random things. My dear savannah is full of them and lately its been about religion. You all know us non religious people. James athiest and me trying to start going back to church. Anyways, so she said to me and Brittany in the pool on day. " You have to follow Jesus, or smoker man will come and take you away." Instead of saying "hun what are you talking about?" We just giggled cause it was funny and so very random. I wish that we all could be more like Jesus nana.
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
BEEP!!
Alright you all missed hearing about us so, instead of blogging about our non prductive life. I have come up with some stuff. We still live in Orem and from some reason no one vists :( you know like when you know someone and there house smells and you hate going over there.. SO does my house smell?? I go and bug matt and Brit alot as they live down the street from us and they have a pool so life isnt so dull. Hope they tell me straight up if I ever bother them I hate being a bugger sometimes I would say my kids are the beggers, oh new subject.. News flash the Hoggan Kids are not starving they just want what you have cause it taste alot better at your house. I used to do this when I was a kid when your mom drove past Mcdonalds and all the sudden your starving. But in reality you just ate 5 mins prior or I would always eat at grandma's house or the neighbors cause, we can face it siblings dad made some intresting and nasty things (( Looks around for some Koolaid)) Well off the subject Katilynn and Savannah start school soon yah!! It will be awesome free time with the boy and now our two Beagles that we just got Niko and Hallie.. We had a good 4th of July we watched P.G. Fireworks and had a picnic at my moms house which was fun. Lots of Carnivals and Parades we attended alot of Parades but none of the Carnivals as Carni's and I dont mix well.
So, I will raise a toast to the rest of this month as I have a feeling it is going to be tremendous..
I also want to tell Matt and Brit I love them and thanks for putting up with me and my kids almost everyday.
Also, My Dearest Friends Vanessa Girly I love you and am so glad you are back and Jesus loves you :) I say that with sarcasm cause, when you say it makes me giggle..
Oh and to everyone else no worries I am not killing myself. I like pain so, I will keep on ticking!! or is the word Trucking..... WE LOVE YOU ALL!!
So, I will raise a toast to the rest of this month as I have a feeling it is going to be tremendous..
I also want to tell Matt and Brit I love them and thanks for putting up with me and my kids almost everyday.
Also, My Dearest Friends Vanessa Girly I love you and am so glad you are back and Jesus loves you :) I say that with sarcasm cause, when you say it makes me giggle..
Oh and to everyone else no worries I am not killing myself. I like pain so, I will keep on ticking!! or is the word Trucking..... WE LOVE YOU ALL!!
Thursday, June 18, 2009
FREE!!
It's hard to blog when your mind is in a whole differant world. My daughter Savannah said a very funny thing yesterday when she asked me for some candy. Usually, I just say no, or dont have any money right now for something like that. In reality if you think about it, its only a sucker and it is only 50 cents .. when your in there buying everything, 50 cents dont make a differance. Anyways, Savannah asked me if she could get a sucker? I told her " No" but, of course saying no to Savannah your going to get the question " why" But on this very rare occasion she asked me, " why mommie?" I replied, " Cause, mommie has no money and we don't have money just to buy you a sucker." She looked at me with her big brown eyes and said, " Why do I have to pay for a sucker why can't it just be free Jesus wouldn't charge me for a sucker." What do I say to that?? I just looked at her and cried a little bit with a smile I told her, " Hun I am sure if Jesus was her she wouldn't charge you for a sucker, but that is the order of things now. You have to have money you don't want to steal from the store." I really at the time was very speechless and had no idea what to say to her so, me just talking off the top of my head is what came out. Oh, if we all had the mind of little kids sometimes I think life might be a little easier.
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Moving!!
I always thought it was cool to move. You know like opening a box for the first time and thinking about how you are going to design your place... well my thought on this has changed I HATE IT!! The unpacking, packing, moving it from one place to another, and packing again to put stuff in storage... its all a pain. If I was rich hehe... I would just buy a place that is furnished.
Anyways, we have move not that far just to Orem, Utah
We moved and it is alot differant as this house is old and there is everything seems to be falling apart.. The Swamp cooler, Dishwasher, and Refrigerator are all running off the same breaker. ya but the swamp cooler dont work at all. The pipes need to be snaked all the drains are backing up, the Dishwasher doesnt work at all the water is not at a great pressure to clean them, lol so this little lady has to wash by hand yay! NOT! The Sprinklers need to be turned on, Evan was a good help coming to look at the sprink monitor and telling us what the problem was. The crawl space has alot of shit in it and well.. It may not be the best house in the block but, its my home for the time being so, i must be happy with it.
So, kids and the hubbie are doing good. No jobs yet for either of us :( we both have to hurry and find something soon as time is running out and rent is coming up again on the 1st. I have had alot of interviews but, it seems as though everyone is hiring from inside their companies.
I would say at least i have my health but we all know i would be lyin.
Anyways, I have no idea why i am sharing this with everyone as its not all that important and i am tired so, I guess tomorrow i will finish typing stuff..
Anyways, we have move not that far just to Orem, Utah
We moved and it is alot differant as this house is old and there is everything seems to be falling apart.. The Swamp cooler, Dishwasher, and Refrigerator are all running off the same breaker. ya but the swamp cooler dont work at all. The pipes need to be snaked all the drains are backing up, the Dishwasher doesnt work at all the water is not at a great pressure to clean them, lol so this little lady has to wash by hand yay! NOT! The Sprinklers need to be turned on, Evan was a good help coming to look at the sprink monitor and telling us what the problem was. The crawl space has alot of shit in it and well.. It may not be the best house in the block but, its my home for the time being so, i must be happy with it.
So, kids and the hubbie are doing good. No jobs yet for either of us :( we both have to hurry and find something soon as time is running out and rent is coming up again on the 1st. I have had alot of interviews but, it seems as though everyone is hiring from inside their companies.
I would say at least i have my health but we all know i would be lyin.
Anyways, I have no idea why i am sharing this with everyone as its not all that important and i am tired so, I guess tomorrow i will finish typing stuff..
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